People whom I frag...

Asp - Not his real handle, but I'll explain why I call him this in a minute. He's got the Skillz in UT2K3, where he and his brother basically wasted everyone. His sniping talents pretty much unmatched at all our LANs, but thats because we're a bunch of posers.
Anyways, why Asp? Well, in UT2K3 there is this bot named Asp, and we just hosted a 4v4 no bots game because bots are stupid easy kills. HE joins in, changes his player name and model to Asp, and we all start screaming about how we're getting completely OWNED by a bot. Yea, he pulled a fast one on us there.

Bobby - Who would think someone that peacefull while he's sleeping could be so COLD? He blows me up any stinking chance he gets. Boom "You were WASTED by Bobby" Seen that ENOUGH for my entire life, thanks. Anyways, he has a thing for heavy weaponry. Want an assasin to waste the enemy flag holder and return the flag? Call Bob.
He's also got a wicked ugly PC :). Hehe, I love your CD drive man!

Gomer - He ain't half bad :). The first LAN party he ever went to, he discovered the true meaning of pain in Halo. I think he got 6 kills one round of slayer. Not half bad for a first time LANner who was using a borrowed optical mouse, no sound, and a crappy video card. Course, on to the good parts. He literally carried the day in our DoW Game. He held the middle against 2-3 experienced players while me and Asp farted around getting our armys killed :). GG M8!

DinDaeAmeroth - Avoid his missiles and be wise. He literally defended one of those capture points in UT2K3 from 3 people at once with only a rocket launcher and quad jump. Don't get him mad. Specially by stealing his flag, because "baby baby, there won't be nothin' left... Boom Boom!"
His main strategt in Dawn of War was "get Possessed Chaos Space Marines" Which we responded to with "Get Snipers and Flamers to break their morale, and a FC and Librarian to waste the rest of them. I later schooled him and his team with a quick dual PSM rush. Showed him the TRUE meaning of "We are CHAOS"

Dark Lava Lizard - heh, more like "mortally slain" I don't think he won a single game at the LAN he hosted :). No offense of course Mr. Slayer :) I love you dearly!
In all honesty though, he's a good core player. Slayers really steady, he doesn't have "off" games where he only gets 4 kills. Sure he's not getting 100 kills, and 30 flag captures every game, but I know he's a thorn in MY side whenever I try and defend my own flag!

Elif Tymes - Thats me! I must admit I suck at all games. Well, except Dawn of War and Barney goes to the Circus I beat that one in about four days. The box said 6-7 years, so I think I beat it pretty quick!
Seriously though, I averaged about 30-60 kills a game in UT, and won all but 3 matches in Halo. I didn't lose a single DoW Game, which is sweet :)
Enough of my bragging you want to hear about the other Lanners.

The Punisher - I'm fairly certain he's the only person at the LAN who had a life Course thats because we brainstormed the "Iverse L337ness/Life Ratio" and since he was an average gamer we had to assume he had more to do than play games.
We we're right, he's wicked sick on the guitar! Hope he comes to the next one with an amp and an electric.

Unicorn -His first words upon seeing us all playing a violent killing game was "You guys are all twisted!" He is now officially hooked upon Halo, UT2K3, and I think thats it. He was becoming a staple for whatever team had him in UT2K3, providing solid covering fire as well as bringing in some good old fashioned smack down when we weren't looking. Got pretty adept with the Lightning Gun IIRC.